#incorrect quotes ideas

[incorrect-dungeon-meshi]

Kabru: I don't want to hurt their feelings

Laois: Hurt their feel- you just walk around all day thinking about other people's feelings, Kabru?

Kabru: Yeah. Don't you?

Laois: No! How do you get anything done?

Kabru: It's hard!

[lalixlizzie]

Emma: Allright, listen up you little shits!

Emma turns again: Not you Regina. You are an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

[incorrectquotesideas-deactivated]

Person A: You know what your problem is? You’re really cute so no one ever told you to shut your pie hole.

Person B: …You think I’m cute?

Person A:

Person A: SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE!

[newgirlincorrec]

Jess: Hey what's the name of the guy who lives down the hall?

Winston: His cat's names are Walter and Rose.

Jess: That's not what I asked.

Winston: That's all the information I have.

[raven-nerd4life]

new incorrect quote

it hurts more than getting hit with a pan.

Be specific

What?

Like hit with what pan? A pansexual, Pandoras box . . .Panama

. . .a frying pan dude.

[simpforchuchu]

Zin: My child is completely fine.

Likiya: Which one?

Zin: Idk but one of them has to be.

[rabbitxi]

( When a dwarf planet meets the beautiful and attractive planet in the solar system )

I was the Pluto in the story, and you were somewhere in the Saturn ring.

🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐

[ghostt-writerr]

River: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Eugene, Charlie, & Boss: Okay.

River: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.

Eugene: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Charlie: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.

Boss: Bold of you to assume I can die.

[lorespill]

Incorrect Quotes Prompt #1

Person A: Let's say, hypothetically, I got us into some major legal trouble with a powerful person. What would you do? Person B: Well, I’d kill you. Hypothetically.

[massivechildtidalwave]

things heard in band part 2

“It’s takes a village to raise her and you have suffered through two of my children”

“We have a how to bully on the walls, you see this sign it says how to figure out if you are being bullied but your giving the bullies instructions on how to do it…. This is why I’m not allowed into teacher meetings”

((“JACOB You are like my toothpaste…. Clearly white”

“You are playing perfect offbeats and it is pissing me off”

“Lea stop looking at your phone as if you are reading texts and start playing. I know you don’t have any friends”

“Levi, stop looking at discord it’s against the rules…. You just changed the app your in.”

“For you five that don’t know, I was in a really bad crash last year……..that was my deathiversary” 

“Seth stop drawing falacys on the door”

))

“What are you, guitar warrior”

(“Seth, sound control is calling!”

(“A drum kit player! Haven’t had one of you yet… don’t let the track team get you!)

(“Chrome books for criminals”)

“ military isn’t that just weapon used autism”?”

“It’s half past petty. Send a video saying where you at bro.”

“Chrome books for criminals!”

“My unofficial title is the horn nurse.”

[thefriendlyneighborhoodqueer]

sometimes i think about how funny it would be if bruce had a slight english accent as a result of alfred being the only adult in his life for most of his formative years. that or he just says british slang instead of english.

this either drives his children insane, or they think it’s the most hilarious thing ever.

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Bruce: Can you pass the chips?

Dick: Sure, B. *passes over the potato chips*

Bruce: No, the chips.

Dick: ???? … yeah? here?

Bruce: NO! THE CHIPS! *gesturing wildly for the french fries*

Damian: Father, are you having a stroke?

———

Batman: Alright, this mission is very important. It is imperative that everything goes to schedule. (shh-edule)

*red robin and red hood snicker*

Batman: *glare* As I was saying, it all must go to shh-edule…

RR & RH : *uproariously laughter *

Batman: *harsher glare* Is something funny?

RR: Oh nothing, B, don’t worry.

RH: Absolutely nothing wrong, “left-tenant”

RR & RH: *dying of laughter *

———

Bruce: *reaching the end of a long rant about responsibility and making sure you are keeping yourself and others safe* And what do you have to say for yourself??

Duke: … You sound like Alfred…

Bruce: *horrified look over coming him* … what

Cass: *furious nodding*

*Some time later, after B has been fished out of Gotham Harbor, which he jumped into after declaring that he “couldn’t turn into his father”*

Alfred: *reaching the end of a long rant about responsibility and making sure you are keeping yourself and others safe* And what do you have to say for yourself??

Bruce: *white as a sheet* … Sorry Alfie…

*Steph is heard furiously cackling in the background*

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anyways i just thought this was fun

[incorrect-dungeon-meshi]

Marcille, after reviving Falin: Does anyone have any questions?

Chilchuck: Is this legal?

Marcille: Does anyone have any relevant questions?

[lalixlizzie]

Peter: So, what did you do last night?

Tony: Nothing.

Peter: I know, but what did you actually do?

Tony: Literally nothing. I sat in a chair and I stared.

[incorrectquotesideas-deactivated]

Person A, to Person B: [dazed from blood loss and poison] Hey, not to kill the vibe completely but I think I am in love with you.

[newgirlincorrec]

Schmidt: Hey, do you know the password to Nick's computer?

Jess: Fuck you Schmidt

Schmidt: Hey!

Jess: No, you misunderstood. The password is "fuckyouSchmidt"

Schmidt: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

[starzovermarz]

stupid