#incorrect quotes ideas

[incorrect-dungeon-meshi]

Kabru: I don't want to hurt their feelings

Laois: Hurt their feel- you just walk around all day thinking about other people's feelings, Kabru?

Kabru: Yeah. Don't you?

Laois: No! How do you get anything done?

Kabru: It's hard!

[lalixlizzie]

Emma: Allright, listen up you little shits!

Emma turns again: Not you Regina. You are an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

[incorrectquotesideas-deactivated]

Person A: You know what your problem is? You’re really cute so no one ever told you to shut your pie hole.

Person B: …You think I’m cute?

Person A:

Person A: SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE!

[raven-nerd4life]

new incorrect quote

it hurts more than getting hit with a pan.

Be specific

What?

Like hit with what pan? A pansexual, Pandoras box . . .Panama

. . .a frying pan dude.

[newgirlincorrec]

Schmidt: Hey, do you know the password to Nick's computer?

Jess: Fuck you Schmidt

Schmidt: Hey!

Jess: No, you misunderstood. The password is "fuckyouSchmidt"

Schmidt: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

[simpforchuchu]

Zin: My child is completely fine.

Likiya: Which one?

Zin: Idk but one of them has to be.

[wandering-pirate]

person a: you gotta exercise more

person b: i am

person c: the only exercise you do is running off your mouth. you're losing saliva, not fat

person a: holding person b back

person d: wheezing

[rabbitxi]

( When a dwarf planet meets the beautiful and attractive planet in the solar system )

I was the Pluto in the story, and you were somewhere in the Saturn ring.

🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐

[ghostt-writerr]

River: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Eugene, Charlie, & Boss: Okay.

River: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.

Eugene: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Charlie: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.

Boss: Bold of you to assume I can die.

[incorrect-dungeon-meshi]

Marcille, after reviving Falin: Does anyone have any questions?

Chilchuck: Is this legal?

Marcille: Does anyone have any relevant questions?

[incorrect-dungeon-meshi]

Chilchuck: Listen, kid-

Izutsumi: Please, call me Izutsumi.

Chilchuck: I’d rather not. If I named you, I could get attached.

[lalixlizzie]

Peter: So, what did you do last night?

Tony: Nothing.

Peter: I know, but what did you actually do?

Tony: Literally nothing. I sat in a chair and I stared.

[incorrect-dungeon-meshi]

Kabru: What's your motto?

Mithrun: The best success is massive revenge.

Kabru: Don't you mean "the best revenge is massive success"?

Mithrun: No.

[incorrect-dungeon-meshi]

Laois: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Falin: Prettiest Smile.

Marcille: Nicest Personality.

Chilchuck: Most likely to start a bar fight.

Senshi: Least likely to start a bar fight but most likely to win one.

[incorrect-dungeon-meshi]

Winged Lion: Pick your poison

Laois: Technically, anything can be poisonous if it's in large enough quantities. I choose water.

Winged Lion:

Winged Lion: Arsenic it is then.

[incorrect-dungeon-meshi]

Kabru: I never considered you an enemy.

Laois: I never considered you at all.

Kabru: Now that’s just hurtful.